A problem that PLAGUES society finally has a solution. Next up, an anti-gravity drug to prevent breasts from sagging.

Breakthrough research reveals a new element.

Dinner Party: Coq au vin = mediocre, Paella = reliably delicious, Roasted mixed mushrooms with crumbled goat cheese = surprisingly savory, Key Lime Pie = Good but need to practice the art of pressing graham cracker crumbs against the sides. How do you evenly press against the sloping vertical sides?